Friday, September 19, 2014

WTF Friday #5: Don't Google That!

**WTF Friday is a weekly feature here at Black Heart, where we explore the stranger side of life.  It will not always be suitable for ages under 18, for work or for people lacking a sense of humor.  This is all in the name of entertainment, don't take it too seriously.**

There are a great deal of things that we cannot live without. In a day where technology rules the world, many people can easily say they can't live without their cellphones, iPads, or iPhones. I, for one, cannot live without Google. Google is the place where I go to find all the answers to life. 

Don't know the capital of Kazakhstan? Google it. 
Don't know how to change a tire? Google it.
Don't know how to cook artichokes? Google it.

Google whatever you like and it will give you an answer. I can't even tell you how many times a day I use Google. I am constantly typing something in that little box and discovering all sorts of secrets.

So, when someone tells me NOT to Google something, I immediately do it. It's like telling a kid not to touch something. You know they are gonna touch it! So, you cannot tell me to not Google something and expect me to NOT do it. It's just not possible. 

But, there have plenty of times where I wish I had listened and not ran to do a Google search. There are so many images in this world that are better left unseen or can never be unseen. Once these horrific images enter your mind, they can never be erased. Here are a few things (in no particular order) that I wish I had never Googled. I'm warning your right now, DO NOT Google these things. It will haunt you for life!

Blue Waffle - This was the most recent term that I was asked not to Google. I thought pictures of actual BLUE WAFFLES would pop up but nooooooo. I was wrong. So, so, so wrong. My poor eyes. I wanted to cry after seeing some of those images. 

Elephentatis - I knew better than to Google image search this term. I knew what it was, but my Curious George brain forced me to do it anyways. I still can't believe I was stupid enough to Google search this. 

Tub Girl - This just had me shaking my head. I mean, why? Why? Why? Why? And EWWWWWW!

Bed Bugs of any kind - If you want a good night's sleep, never, ever, Google image search bed bugs. Just say no to any kind of bed bug. Looking that shit up will have you wanting to burn your whole bed including the sheets and pillows. 

Trypophobia - Trypophobia is also known as repetitive pattern phobia, a fear of objects with clusters of small holes. Seems like a harmless term. Just don't ever Google image that shit. It seems harmless at first and then all of a sudden you're screaming, WTF! WTF! WTF!

2 Girls, 1 Cup - Someone told me to Google this shit YEARS ago and to this day I can't get that video out of my head. I'm sure you have all heard of it and if you haven't don't look it up. Just don't, please.

Now, there are plenty more Google searches that I've made in the past but just thinking about them makes me want to dunk myself in a tub filled with bleach. Shoot, I might even have some nightmares about the terms I mentioned. As much as I love Google, sometimes I wish Google would not show me some thing. 

What Google searches have you regretted?
Tell us in the comments below. 

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