Friday, August 22, 2014

WTF Friday #2: Grapefruiting Your Man

**WTF Friday is a weekly feature here at Black Heart, where we explore the stranger side of life.  It will not always be suitable for ages under 18, for work or for people lacking a sense of humor.  This is all in the name of entertainment, don't take it too seriously.**

Blowjobs. Fellatio. BJ. Polishing the knob. When it comes to giving oral sex, or as I like to call it, slurpin' the gherkin, most women usually fall into two categories: LOVE IT or HATE IT. Some women are always down to go down. Others would rather have a root canal. But, there are also a good number of women out there who fall in middle ground. These are the women who have practiced for weeks, months, or even years to learn to love blowing the whistle.

Swallowing the sword can be an acquired taste, and there hundreds of tips out there to help it make it as pleasurable for you and your partner. Just pick up a copy of Cosmo or Glamour magazine and I'm sure they'll have new tips and tricks to share with you.

Most recently, I heard of a technique that really had me intrigued. If you spend a good amount of time trolling the internet, then I'm sure you've seen or heard about Auntie Angel's grapefruit video. The title of the video alone had me interested, and lets get real here for a second....any technique that makes giving blow jobs easier, or in this case, tastier, is something I want to see or read about.

Auntie Angel claims that "grapefruiting" is the best feeling you could give your man because it feels like you're giving head and fucking him at the same time. And, it can all be achieved in a few simple steps!

Step-by-Step technique to grapefruiting your man:
  1. Get a grapefruit and keep it in room temperature
  2. Cut off the two navel ends of the grapefruit
  3. Hallow out a hole in the middle of the grapefruit the size of your man's penis
  4. Blindfold your man
  5. Do a little sucky sucky to get your man hard and ready
  6. Slide grapefruit up and down your man's schlong while you give him the best blow job of your life

Following some steps seems easy but you definitely need to watch Auntie Angel herself demonstrating how you grapefruit your man. The Darth Vader slurpee sounds she makes while she goes to town on that dildo is priceless.....

Seems easy, right? It's like you're giving your man a 2 for 1 deal! This technique could come in handy when your boyfriend/lover/husband is pestering you for a little nookie but you just don't feel like it cause you have a headache. Auntie Angel definitely makes it look like its easy and makes giving head seem so easy. Not everyone can be like Anastasia Steele, who seemed to be a pro when she first stuck Christian Grey's meat stick in her mouth and didn't seem to have a gag reflex. Some women need some help in this department and grapefruiting seems like the next fad in bedroom activities. 

I can definitely see how men could find the feeling of a grapefruit wrapped around their meat stick pleasurable. But how many men do you think open to this? And what if your man isn't that well endowed? Would the technique work if you used a lemon or clementine? What if you were allergic to citrus? Could you use other fruits?

This is definitely an interesting tip and I'm curious as to how many people would be willing to try it. 

So, have you ever heard about grapefruiting? Would you be willing to try it? 
Leave us your comments below. 

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